Vince Noir: [bleeped] F*** the animals! Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? You've never even been to the crunch. I shall assign you a partner. The moon. Saboo: Kirk; is it true that you are still an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind? He dangerous. Howard Moon: Well, I'm telling you I love you, and you're laughing at me. Vince: Yeah hair circumference, there's a lot to think about with hair. Order up some violent quiche. Oh he was out there HOOFIN' doctors HOOFIN' Vicars, he got in the gift shop, put a false moustache on, a little girl came in and went "can I have a pencil top" HOOOOF! But I found another song about a train [plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme]., Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. Belt, school boy, Rambo, The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! It isn't small, it's the big one! Howard Moon: [sighs] I've been up for four days trying to find our new musical direction, yeah? The Hitcher: [telling the story of his giant thumb] I didn't know what was happening, for days I was in a trance, but when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca: a thumb of GIGANTIC proportions! Saboo talked obsessively about the "crunch" (as in, "What are you going to do when it comes to the crunch?"). [sticks out tongue] And he doesn't know I licked his back! We are alone now. Vince Noir: C'mon, Bollo, get your monkey anus at the steering wheel. I am a summer soup Mm! . Vince Noir: He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. /Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa! Usually just old weather-beaten types like yourself. Tony Harrison: Anyway, it's not my fault. Imagine that. Here are 29 of The Mighty Boosh's funniest quotes: "You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? The downside was that the Inuits suffocated immediately; it was air tight in there. Saboo: Live your life? The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a typhoon with the flu! You just killed the wrong geezer! But fortunately, I had a pistol hidden in my moustache., Naboo: Dont mess with the occult. Ape of Death: Howard Moon, you are to be thrown into the pit of eternal fire for heinous crimes. How dare you even speak of the crunch. I know how to deal with them. What is Yorkshire? Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety! Tony Harrison: How dare you. Vince Noir: I'm going to be in Autumn Magnets! Pain. Destination: Alaska. ----- NANAGEDDON - The Mighty Boosh ----- Tabbed by: stonegolem13 Tuning: Standard (EADGBe) I've tabbed both bass and guitar here:- e . Naboo: mixed with the urine of Mark Knopfler. What is Yorkshire? Vince Noir: [Howard has just revealed that he is a virgin] Come on, Howard. 18 Jan. 2023. And separately, they are both brilliant as well. Howard Moon: What the hell are you wearing? Very visually noisy, your face. It's a Sacred Robe! Haha, hoofed her out the shop. It burns. You see a peanut? Howard Moon: I don't know what the rumours were. Vince: "Colon explorer"? It's the nothingness the whiteness the endless ness. Howard: Stardom? Directed byPaul KingWritten by Julian Barratt Noel FieldingAir Date 9 August 2005. The Mighty Boosh (TV Series) Nanageddon (2005) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Paul King Writing Credits Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by Julian Barratt Cinematography by John Sorapure . That's even worse! Vince Noir: Are you going to tell me your real name or not? The day's of to a good start. No one could get near that llama, but you Howard. Fossil: [Doing impression of Howard] "Oh, I'm Howard Moon, I know how to read, I know all the animals names at the zoo" [Rubs Nipple] Yeah the pandas. [Pipe organ plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme.]. Women respect that. It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. I was having problems coping with the stardom. Well, you cannot make milk into cheese! The Mighty Boosh: Live - Future Sailors Tour DVD (2009) Noel Fielding cert 15 . They raise one of the most horrid of demons, Nanatoo, and it's up to them to make things r Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. mighty boosh nanageddon quotes Read More. No, sod it, eight! I know Wing-Chung., Howard: Im going to Jazzercise. Howard: What? Im Howard Moon. Vince Noir: [Vince and Howard are driving in a van. Howard Moon: But we had an arrangement Vince Noir: Oh, boo-hoo the arrangement! You're supposed to be a zookeeper. Elements of the past And elements. Naboo: Don't worry about me, I'm a Shaman. Rudy Van Disarzio: It doesn't look like anything. Lead Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about this team I've put together Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. Howard: Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks? Ape of Death: Yeah, but you bummed that fox. Noel Fielding has been known to refer to the boy as his nephew but, they are not biologically related. Mood swings? "A miracle! Lead Shaman: Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters. Oh cheese. I need something more. Learn how your comment data is processed. Fossil: Oh yeah, well let me show you something, this is a contract, it said that Tommy owned the zoo, but in the event of his disappearance, after ten years, it reverts back to Bainbridge. Howard Moon: [gets hit in the face with snowball]. Howard Moon: Stardom? AHHHH! What do you want to lay down? Rudi: I'm getting around to that in my own good mystical time. 75 of Billy Connollys best jokes, one-liners and quips Naboo is livid and gets drunk after being stripped of his powers by the Board of Shaman, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, retrieve the book and prevent Nanageddon. The Spirit of Jazz: I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten! Vince Noir: Yeah, but you know: the lifestyle, the drugs Vince Noir: Yeah, well, you know, the coffees. [Falls exhausted into a crouch. Saboo: Kirk? I can't hear my internal TomTom. Mrs Gideon: Why do you have crumbs round your eyes? Howard Moon: HA-HA! Vince Noir: But actually, I better go and look for Howard, I'm a bit worried about him, so um but, you know, I've had a really good time and uh, it's been great and, uh, I'll probably see you around, yeah? Some say he's half man, half fish. Vince Noir: Is it because you've got two hats on? Jab up this joker! Vince Noir: What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? Pain. POSSIBLE REASONS BEHIND STUDENT VISA REJECTION Read More. His body consists of a pink head with six tiny legs sticking out of its base. . Howard: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. 50 of Milton Joness most ingenious jokes and one-liners It said in there that it takes about ninety mink to make a small ladies' glove. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google. In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. Tony Harrison (Noel Fielding) is a member of the Board of Shaman. Vince: [Recollections and flashbacks flashing on screen] All the images, what do they mean? Howard Moon: Don't kill me, I've got so much to give! [Hands Vince a play by Chekov. Bollo: Long time ago. Quotes Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. With power, a polo, an evil magnet, we're sucking out ya soul! Dance around a bit, bob and weave O.K? Vince Noir: Who d'you think cuts your hair, Einstein? Remember the pencil! There's a simple truth to you. It was Chiko. Jupiter, I did a song! In order to impress the girls, Vince borrows Naboo's spellbook, and summons a demon who looks like a little old lady. 25 of the funniest ever Still Game quotes Turn around. Bob Fossil: The brown little hand foot man. Derry Girls: 35 of the funniest quotes and one-liners It hurts. Howard Moon: Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night? Its fine. Howard Moon: Have a look through there, what do you see? Vince Noir: If you're a ghost, why can't I put my hand through you? Daltrey doesn't hoover for no one. ", "Can I have a crisp?". There are many things in here, things you could never dream of. Staring at your own reflection forever? Lucien: Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait. Howard Moon: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Howard: Yeah, it's like a brass band under a wig. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. Vince Noir: This is the glam rock ski suit! Whats wrong with you? Quick, run! Tony Harrison: I know, but I didn't need to go then! I really enjoyed this episode and although it did have a few low points here and there, it's still one of the best from Boosh that I've seen to date. Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop! Tony Harrison: Oh, come of it. Vince: Just punch the big mouse. You fear jazz! You've never even been to the crunch. There is also a very funny "mock . Am I gonna have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me? Howard Moon: I've had a breakthrough. Howard, Howard? Howard Moon: I do many things. Vince: They never found his body? In fact if you weren't a geezer I'd be rapin' you be'ind the counter right now. A concept is formulating! Switch to the light mode that's kinder on your eyes at day time. Just punch the big mouse. [turns to camera] Thank you. 31. "Yes!" they'd honk. Howard Moon: Exactly. And we'll only be making it right We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. [Throws it away]. "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true niverse". The Inuits didn't mind. Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with Naboo's black magic book. Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Dixon Bainbridge: I don't like to finish on a downer. 1 Nanageddon Lyrics Blood on the walls, of London Town Satan's evil in a nylon gown Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming. Howard Moon: The mixture. He went awol, he went crazy. This, my friend, is Jazz Funk. Bob Fossil: Yeah? Lucien: Because there's somethin' out there somethin' evil somethin' that goes by the name of Old Gregg [creepy music]. In an attempt to impress two goth girls (Robots in Disguise), Vince and Howard stage a seance in their front room. Vince Noir: [grabbing book] Look at this one! Saboo: Look, save it, you pinky wafer. YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!". All the tiny animal penises all over. Vince: Do you remember when that llama got out? The idea is you play, and then you scram; but oh, no, you wouldn't listen, would you? Howard Moon: Oh, yeah when I see a view like that, I'm always aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind and yet, at the same time the irrevocable connection we all have with the universe. Vince Noir: Yeah well that's nothing [pulls trousers down] Nicky Clarke, hottest you can get, fell asleep on them when I was pissed. It's true. The Mighty Boosh English Comedy Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy It Crowd Russell Brand The Chosen One Series The Mighty Boosh "Nanageddon" I Love To Laugh Make Me Smile Toast Of London The Mighty Boosh - I'm going to have to turn my back on you Nerd Best Shows Ever The Mighty Boosh. by Fleamoza June 17, 2006 Get the mighty boosh mug. Bingo Announcer: The age I lost my virginity: number forty-three. Vince: Look at your face, ambient, pure ambience, it's like The Orb's third album. My own beast and creation, killing me dead! Howard: Well as a writer it's erm, it's something that I, I have to do, I have to get involved in the darker side of the human psyche. They revoke Naboo's shaman powers as punishment for allowing Nanatoo to get loose, and assign a crack team of shamans, Saboo and Tony Harrison, to track down and defeat Nanatoo. Legendary fish. Lead Shaman: You shall go with Tony Harrison there. You blind? Most men would have kissed my balls Rudy: Let us see what is behind the Door of Kukundu! I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper, I taught him how to slice, I cut him up a treat! Of course, it is all MP3 now. 25 of Peter Kays most ingenious jokes and one-liners "Funk is jazz's deformed cousin." "Never eat another man's applause!" Dixon Bainbridge: "The wolf attacked me. The Mighty Boosh is a classic comedy which reflects the broadcast standards, language and attitudes of its time. It was too hot in L.A, and he melted like a pink bitch. And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine. What do you think you're playing at? Rudy: This is not a dress. Howard Moon: [wistfully] Remember the time we had that soup? Lucien: Ol' Gregg. Even now, it stands as one of British televisions most unique and off-the-wall sitcoms. The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! Kodiak Jack: Know what I think about? In "Nanageddon", Vince Noir (sorry, Obsidian Blackbird McNight) has gone goth, and Howard follows him once he hears that Vince is having two sexy goth girls over. Howard Moon: I'm telling you I love you. Do I look like a reasonable man to you? 20 of the most absurdly funny quotes from Nathan Barley She was free with everyone. Summary: In an attempt to impress two goth girls, the boys stage a seance in their front room. I couldn't really find that. Spider Dijon: [out in the desert] Eh, this place is bullshit. Miso! Here's a song: Turn around. Vince Noir: [wearing a glitter jumpsuit] This is the mirror ball suit. Soup! Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. But fortunately, I had a pistol hidden in my moustache." Naboo: "Don't mess with the. [Howard and Vince have a meeting with a record executive]. Get all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox. I've got so much to give! 25 of the greatest Absolutely Fabulous quotes, darling Elanor: We're too old to be playing these games! Course he will. Mr Susan: If you choose wrongly you will replace me here in the mirror world for all eternity with nothing but your own reflection for company Mr Susan: What? Howard Moon: Don't kill me. Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe. Fossil: Well I got a problem with the black and white people at the zoo. I'm not going anywhere. Vince Noir: I'm little Johnny Frostbite, moving around / Freezing you up, freezing you down / Like an icicle / Coming in your tent in the pink light, scissorbite/, Howard Moon: Call me Tundra Boy / Cause I move like an arctic, Howard Moon: When the blizzard strikes / I disappear like a pipe dream. He took a piss on me! 3. The Hitcher: I'm bad juju! You blind? Tony Harrison: You are so square! Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits. Spider Dijon: This is all like Woodstock all over again. We're gonna die in the most horrific way known to man. How dare you even speak of the crunch. I love that lady. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. Now, the monkey, I'm loving him, but the other guy, I'm getting nothing off him. They loved it in Charlie's big tight warm belly pouch, and they refused to come out. 50 of Terry Wogan and Graham Nortons most scathing Eurovision quotes The Hitcher: [singing] Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob, have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea! What goes around, comes around. Crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie, but in his cold blooded reptilian haste, he refroze him into the shape of a hoover. 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes . Howard Moon: They get very big out here, the mink. There's no one here who's got more miles under their belt than me! Rudy Van Disarzio: Well, maybe one day, Daltrey will do the hoovering. I am a summer soup. Unfortunately, this demon, Nanatoo, is the most dangerous arch-demon of them all, and she has absconded with the spellbook, threatening to raise an army of evil Nanas and bring on Armaggedon. I do my own hair. Find your thing. My hats on fire! Dixon Bainbridge: No, put him in the Wolf Room. That means NO effin' and Jeffin'. It's the first rule of zookeeping. Besides, I've had deeper relationships in my mind, at a distance, than you'll ever have in your lifetime, you know that. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Vince Noir: What, you think it stays that length naturally? Crack Fox: Everything's different in the world of me! First appearing in The Mighty Boosh radio show on BBC Radio 4 in 2003, the character has since appeared in the television series (2004-2007) and live stage shows (2007-2008, 2010), as well as making guest appearances in other shows. The Hitcher: I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed ya! Vince Noir: Charlie is genius, right, he's made from a million old pieces of bubble gum. They call me the Midnight Barber. This ability, however, seems non-apparent as he requires someone to write down his ideas. He was originally created for a 2005 episode of the second series of The Mighty Boosh, "Nanageddon", and later returned for three episodes of the third series. Spider Dijon: Yes it is if he PUTS HIS BALLS INSIDE IT AND STRUMS HIMSELF TO ECSTASY! Every now and then I get a little bit worried that the best of all my years have gone by. I have the amulet. Bollo: You are truly wise, Naboo. Johnny Two Hats: Bingo., All he needs now is a tall Northern jazzy freak with a moustache and no dress sense., Vince: I hate jazz. Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. I'm quite hungry. Stronger than a moose! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Flying Saucers. What's wrong with you? Vince: [Impersonating the wind] It was pretty good though wasn't it? 25 of Lee Macks wittiest jokes and one-liners I couldn't reach the pee-trough! Howard: Sorry, I thought that was your look., He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. For more information, please see our But I'm gonna protect you boy. Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. The Hitcher: Aagh! Howard Moon: You blew half the budget on your hair, remember? Good choice. Can he get out? Although his own motive abilities are limited, should he need to be transported, he comes fully equipped with a papoose. Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. 49 of Monty Pythons funniest jokes Vince Noir: Right, I'll ask him, see what's going on. An idea is formulating! The Mighty Boosh Stagione 0 Episodio 28 serie streaming ita The Mighty Boosh Stagione 0 Episodio 28 altadefinizione sub italiano The song Nanageddon from Episod. Vince Noir: I think that's got the wrong ring to it. An unusual haircut 2. 41 of Bill Baileys most gleefully funny jokes and one-liners Howard Moon: Playing the final moves of it's game. The green shape, was frozen. Tony Harrison: [Saboo and Tony Harrison are DJing] I've got it, Saboo! Howard Moon: You're just saying that because I said it to you. I've had three lattes, and an Americano. I saw the mighty boosh last night and I laughed so hard I melted. It's a mash up! Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spawned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2003 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. Howard: You photocopy them and you leave them lying around supermarkets, inside Weetabix boxes. The Spirit of Jazz: Yorkshire? Bingo Announcer: Two bloody stumps: number eleven. Which The Mighty Boosh Character Are You? "Tusk", in its entirety, with the pauses, as Lindsey Buckingham intended it to be heard. When we made love, it was for sixty minutes and sometimes, one hundred and eighty! Bob Fossil: You know, the black-eyed Chinese people that eat sticks. Right? The internet's a powerful tool these days. Parka Creature: Look deep into the parka. Original design based on the Nanageddon song by The Mighty Boosh, with color variation for black background Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Charlie said "I'm cool with that" and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. I'm not a machine, I've got a weak bladder! Rudy: No need to say anything, just kiss my balls. Most of The Moon's quotes are funny: The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! I need a wee-wee. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. There's a simple truth to me. The Moon: Here's a poem, from the Moon. What have you been doing? Naboo: He's gone too! Howard: What, that pink shape that you draw? Now, that was possibly the weakest start to a boxing match ever. Spider Dijon: We should have just split like The Who. Thug #1: Thing about Ricky is hats do suit him. Howard Moon: You better not be laughing at me now. Vince Noir: What, pretending to be wolves? Vince: He is dead, he fell in the ocelot pit everyone knows that. He sounds like a dick. It burns. Spider Dijon: You keep trying to mold me into something I'm not! We all die. Order up some violent quiche., Johnny Two Hats: Im Johnny Two Hats, why do you think they call me that? Stop. Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit. Howard Moon: That's 'cause they're really crap at sewing. Howard Moon: Day 12 Vince dead. If you need to move me around I slot in the back like a peanut! Vince Noir: Yeah. Fighting in the dojo. It hurts! Howard Moon: Yeah, what is it? Theres a simple truth to me., Vince Noir: I havent got anything inside, Im like a beach ball., The Hitcher: Aagh! Tony Harrison: What is your beef with the Mac? http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheMightyBooshNanageddon. Required fields are marked *. 18 Genius Lines From "The Mighty Boosh" You Need To Relive "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true. Rudy Van Disarzio: [to his guitar] It's all right, Miranda. Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare, dancing skeletons, white blue and yellow uns, moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat, and if you cross us, we'll cut ya! Tony Harrison: I come fully equipped with a papoose! 20 of The Young Ones most gloriously silly quotes And I, Howard Moon, shall be that man. You witness some soil? Don't be mockin' my mocha. Howard: Tommy was a dreamer. Nannageddon * tab Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum 0:24 Pro Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum power Turn My Back On You 0:13 9 Pro Turn My Back On You 9 tab Turn My Back On. I come fully equipped with a papoose. There's a simple truth to you. I like that book. Howard Moon: I don't buffet about in the winds of fashion. Howard Moon: Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaaaa / Check him out. 30 of the best-ever jokes about Scotland from Scotland. I know Wing-Chung. Howard: I don't need a funny little hair-do for that. Where are the bars and the women? The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a shark with knees! The Mighty Boosh - 201 - Call of the Yeti.avi 232MB; The Mighty Boosh - 202 - The Priest and the Beast.avi 230.94MB; The Mighty Boosh - 203 - Nanageddon.avi 231.49MB; The Mighty Boosh - 204 - Fountain of Youth.avi 231.97MB; The Mighty Boosh - 205 - The Legend of Old Gregg.avi 231.17MB; The Mighty Boosh - 206 - The Nightmare of Milky Joe.avi 231.49MB Tony Harrison: This is an outrage! By his own admission, Kirk is "an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind". I love you, Vince. Naboo: This is black magic. Bob Fossil: Howard is asking questions about Tommy. Miso! An outrage! [sighs in resignation]. Vince Noir: The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. GMAT coaching in Chandigarh/Punjab Read More. Vince Noir: [singing] Cyborg Patrick, tell me what you dream / Clockwork Margaret, skating on my mouse mat / In your tiny circuit boots, shoes of the future! Howard: Can you really? Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! Crouton! Before now the guys seemed to be throwing around ideas, experimenting with this and that, which worked some times and at others didn't. Circuit training to John Coltrane., Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo, Old Gregg: Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?, Vince: I dont pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!, Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien barbed penis inside of you!, Bob Fossil: Technically, youre not a Peeping Tom if its one of your relatives., Tommy: There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot., Howard: I dont accessorize. Sorry Howard. Tommy: Cheese is a kind of meat A tasty yellow beef I milk it from my teat But I try to be discrete. If you don't like the papoose system I have a wheel that clicks into place under my chin. Quiz. Howard Moon: I don't like people touching me. Vince Noir: [referring to Nanatoo] I was getting quite a good vibe off her, actually. 45 of Ricky Gervais funniest jokes Connections Featured in The Mighty Boosh: The Making of Series 2 (2006) Soundtracks Nanageddon Written by Julian Barratt Performed by Julian Barratt & Noel Fielding Featured review It's not a dress! Vince: I think it's this poncho, I mean it's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho. The Audience goes wild]. We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. Meanwhile, Vince and Howard go undercover to try to steal the tome from Nanatoo to return to Naboo. There were loads of them on the front. Thug #1: Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere. There's a simple truth to me. Vince, ignore the Hippie Nonsense. "FIVE HUNDRED EUROS!? Howard: Having fun are you? Chilli chowder. 27min. I come fully equipped with a papoose! =) I do not own any of this content but using 'Fair Use' am merely. Dennis: Well, I'm more than happy to let someone else drive. You're a punk, stay punk. Spider Dijon: Rudy, you ought to get that door in your head checked out. Howard: Pass me the first of his last words. You think it's going to be alright? Red Dwarf: 30 of the funniest quotes and one-liners Ooo. It's so cutting edge it goes out of date every three hours. It hurts! Vince Noir: Yeah, they call you the spanner Howard Moon: I don't accessorize. This is at least a mocha, OK? Vince: You're in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare. Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. Kodiak Jack: You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun? That's a good book. The Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw! If you are against the papoose system I have got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate! But as he came past, I, I licked his back. Howard Moon: No. It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. Johnny Segment? More like this Julian Barratt The Mighty Boosh Noel Fielding Candy Floss Ftm Manifesto Fellas Nonsense Fruit Salad C Candice from Cali Mighty Mighty Dave Brown British Comedy "), and eventually he knocked Harrison off of their flying carpet at a high altitude. Bollo: No, I chopped his feet off. I'm a Cockney b*tch. Howard Moon: How dare you? Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard. [the Pong game beeps off-screen in response]. Well, I got a problem with the black-and-white people at the zoo. After dealing out Howard's "first taste of crunch" by slapping him with a handbag, Saboo was seemingly killed by Nanatoo, who wrapped Saboo in her knitting, and stabbed him with several knitting needles, whilst he exclaimed "Crunch time!". Howard: You hate jazz? Dennis: That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman. Vince Noir: Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard? The pair's search for fame and fortune doesn't go quite according to plan, however, as they find themselves kidnapped by the mythical Yeti, battling the evil Betamax and abducted by the merman of the Black Lake. 50 of Frankie Boyles funniest (and darkest) jokes Starring at any suggestion he does not agree with. All rights reserved. Last edit on Feb 13, 2014 . Come with us now, on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh! Saboo: Very well, I will go with Kirk. Howard Moon: Give him some Chekov. I am a summer soup. I behaved like a t*t. I was having problems coping with stardom. About Us; I couldn't hear the beat Staggerin about on me old mans feet I had one foot in the grave But now I'm nu rave! The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk. Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. And then the half moon he's all right. 50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokes, 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) Vince: They are novels, they're novelettes. Howard Moon: [lifts cassette] No. Dixon Bainbridge and Bob Fossil: [Bob Fossil starts dancing] And I need you now tonight! The Moon: When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. Vince: Come on, it's just hype, you'll get the same treatment. Bob Fossil: "Oh! Having broken out of the Zoo-niverse, vain jazzman Howard and 1960s throwback Vince are free to embark on new adventures. Legendary fish. [he hands them each a glass of yellow liquid]. Naboo: Thats Yakult. Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Vince Noir: [Tommy repeats song] Is that your hero? Many have failed. Howard Moon: I've actually read this book on the Wilderness. Can you do fog? Rudy Van Disarzio: [flustered] That was a misunderstanding. As smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche. Howard Moon: What about me and Jack? And while I stood there I saw more than I can tell, and I understood more than I saw; for I was seeing in a sacred manner the shapes of things in the spirit, and the shape of all shapes as they must live together like one being. Mmm. Ive got so much to give!, Vince Noir: Goth Juice The most powerful hairspray known to man. Huh? Howard Moon: Where did you get those sunglasses from? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Vince: I know you're questioning the nature of reality, but are you really questioning it? My father warn us. Don't mess with the occult. Vince Noir: Yeah, yeah so you chopped his head off right? Tommy Nooka: [to Howard Moon] Stop! Gonna do a portrait are you? A spicy, carrot and coriander Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Crouton! I once looked at a hedge. However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. Your voice was trapped in there this morning. Vince Noir: [lifts a huge stack of cassettes] And this is Gary Numan. This video is currently unavailable. Dixon Bainbridge: Well just do what we did the last time. Some say hes half man, half fish. Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place, sucking up Inuits. Howard: Well you're always happy aren't you, everything's fun for you. The Mighty Boosh Tv Show Quotes The Hitcher : "Aagh. Howard Moon remains where he is. Bollo: I got a bad feeling about this [repeated line, various episodes]. Vince Noir: Listen, I've got a strong feeling the Tudor look's gonna come back in while we're away. Howard: It's about a genius who can't get anything done because of a monkey that keeps annoying him. All a bit too busy. Said in there, it takes about ninety mink to make a small ladies' glove. Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? Howard: New school? Vince Noir: Thanks, I don't know what to say. How dare you even speak of the crunch. They munched him down like an old Twix. The main moon. Howard Moon: Yorkshire is a place. Vince Noir: [smiling] Had some good times, though, didn't we? As teenager we would drive about town together. I slip into it like a peanut. The Hitcher: [leers] Do I look like a reasonable man to you, or a peppermint nightmare? Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it? As big as a garage. Spider Dijon: You're absurd. Tony Harrison: Come on! Vince Noir: I do my best work when you're oblivious. I use voodoo if I chose to, to harness the forces of evil to abuse you! Saboo: Why not just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains across the decks? Howard Moon: Stop tugging me mink! The Hitcher: Fourteen shillings for your melons! If you're against the papoose system, I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate Saboo: What are you, a kit? "Nanageddon" performed by Vince and Howard when they are running away from the Nanas. The Bingo Caller - Played by Rich Fulcher, the bingo caller is an old man who while calling the bingo numbers makes sexual inuendo directed at the old lady players. Howard: Suppose I could try a little bit. Suck on that sub section. Vince Noir: I'm a little bit peckish, have you got any olives? The moon big inside a tube! It is a sound. Just punch him in the snout alright? Howard Moon: They get very big out here, the mink. If you need to move me around, I slide in the back like a peanut. 25 of Spike Milligans greatest gags Arms in short, then with the claw! Like um, like a garage. With the hand feet. I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo. Tony Harrison: Can we stop? He and Tony Harrison were sent to retrieve the Book of Black Magic from the old lady demon Nanatoo. Think of Johnny Thunders. You proved your point, in song format! "The Mighty Boosh, Series 1 Quotes." Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. I have the amulet. How are you? Howard Moon: So? Howard Moon: Imagine the headlines. Obsessed with travel? You've never even been to the crunch. Kirk is actually played by Dee Plume's nephew. 18 Jan. 2023. I lean you up against the pillow, and I go at you. Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd just killed fifty Inuits, no one needs that. Youve liquified me, you slags!, Vince Noir: Youre in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare!, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo., Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! The horrific screaming noises Nanatoo makes were made by Noel Fielding and Rich Fulcher, screaming into a microphone. For this offence, Naboo's powers were revoked, and he had to spend 6 hours travelling back to Dalston on the Northern Line. You're a French duke if I ever saw one. , Howard Moon: I dont accessorize. The Moon: One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. [laughs]. So to celebrate Howard Moon and Vince Noirs madcap adventures, weve compiled some of the TV series most entertaining outbursts. but in his cold blooded, reptilian haste, he refroze him into the shape of a hoover. Vince Noir: Look, I haven't really got time for this. That's not published, is it? Reporting on what you care about. He's a renowned ram-raider. I'm blazin'! Howard: Howard Moon, I work here at the zoo. Tony Harrison: When are you gonna start thinking outside the box? Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/occult. She kills a lad with the edge of a bus pass and Saboo by tying him up in a rapidly-knitted scarf, before skewering him with knitting needles. I couldnt really find that. Vince: What you gonna do, you'll probably be alright won't you, you're a shaman, it's pretty specialist job. Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". I need to meditate, go away and digest what we have spoken about, come to an understanding of why I was right and you are wrong, and then I type it up and give it back to you in note form. This is the glam rock ski suit, Come on, Howard. Saboo (Richard Ayoade) sat in the Board of Shaman, and was party to the decision regarding Naboo's fate, after Naboo lost control of his Black Magic Book. Decapitated Lester Corncrake: I don't like it! I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! Howard Moon: You used to be a zookeeper, this is where your heart was. Howard: [Singing] where are you now Tommy. Vince Noir: I'm going to stick with Jagger. Genius is the ultimate source of music knowledge, created by scholars like you who share facts and insight about the songs and artists they love. - Black Elk. Howard: I'd like to think that I will be remembered many years after my own death. Vince: What you've done is you've focused in on the wrong character, yeah? All is lost. , , , , . Howard Moon: Do you need to pack this Jacobean ruff? 27 brilliantly funny quotes from This Country In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. He urinated in my face, and [turns to camera] we've seen all this. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: I am gazpachio OH! Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! [Hamilton nuts Howard unconscious with his shiny conker of a head]. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. Charlie panicked, and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into to Eric's crocodile peepers. The Spirit of Jazz: Every time you pick up an instrument, I'll be there inside ya, wearing ya like a glove! Rudy: My name is Rudy. Vince Noir: It's going alright having a bit of trouble with the keyboard player though. Check the insect cabinet, I think we're one caterpillar short! Various: [Repeated line, while being killed hideously] A little to the left! You know? You know, never take the tundra lightly. Naboo: I might transform myself into a mighty hawk. Saboo considered Tony Harrison useless ("You know nothing of the crunch! An outrage." The Spirit of Jazz: "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten." Bollo : "I got a bad feeling about this " Howard Moon: "Don't kill me! Got a ring to that don't it? Howard: That's not a novel, that's the scribblings of a retard. [Other native vomits on a plate]. 100 of the best clean jokes and one-liners The Mighty Boosh is a British comedy troupe featuring comedians Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. Twiddles fingers uneasily, then sits down beside Polar Bear and gingerly puts arm around him]. Jump to: navigation, search. He is from Xooberon, the same planet as Naboo, as revealed on the Future Sailors tour. Vince Noir: I've got it all in here. Howard Moon: Get me an ape suit, for bananas and a hot towel. See production, box office & company info. Howard Moon: Are you now? Played by Dee Plume's nephew. Lead Shaman: But it is a dangerous mission. I'm Howard Moon! We appear to be lost. You walked right into it! Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! The Boosh is loose; see it or throw your eyes in the bin! 40 of the funniest jokes about Brexit Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. Stop! I'm not having that. Charlie was racked with guilt. "The Boosh!" And then, apropos of nothing but your sheer companionable joy, you both broke into an off-the-cuff rendition of Calm a Llama Down. Chokus-Pocus! There's such a thing as having too much going on in your face you know? It's kill or be killed. This is hardcore. Mmm. Vince Noir: [about Cheekbone magazine] It's the most up-to-date magazine around. Play like you've never played before! NO? And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine., The written word is like a drug. Head Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about the team I have assembled here Tony Harrison: It's an outrage! It burns! Made from the tears of Robert Smith., Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast, Howard Moon : Dont kill me, Ive got so much to give., Tommy Nooka: Stop. I think I found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there. Howard Moon: [Vince gives the Bear a magazine] What are you doing? I behaved like a tit. The Moon: Heey! Fisherman: The only person to have met Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale is Old Mr Hopkins, there. The Moon: When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. We all dream but do we really dream? I call it the library suit. Made from the tears of Robert Smith. We got close, too close some people said. Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. Howard Moon: That's because they're really crap at sewing. 3.39 + 14.78 P&P . Vince holds up a cassette tape] This is the best of the sixties. Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". Montgomery Flange: [Howard has "The Chokes" again] You're a good actor, Howard! Rudy: The balls test! How dare you laugh at me. Vince Noir: A passing coyote took pity on me. I am Gespatio. Howard Moon: This is the arctic, Vince. Things You Need to Know About Canadian Education System . Tony Harrison: Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk," in its entirety! Dennis: Kirk can't drive. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Image that: A poncho-sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. And he said to me "Five hundred euros". The sweet irony!". What about smoke machines? That wasn't me! Howard Moon: "The Face"? I'll make you a cup of tea. Sponsored . Please let us go faster.". Howard Moon: I'll tell you how it works, right? Vince Noir: I think in his own simple way he was probably just trying to cool you down. [the eight-year-old]. Kodiak Jack: Book! That's why I've made you [pulls out brown jumpsuit] the tweed version! Im Howard Moon. Ape of Death: No smoke without firewhich, incidentally, you'll be seeing quite a bit of from here in on! Howard Moon: Time is calling out my name. He took pity on Charlie and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. And then, he, he picked up a tube. Although Kirk appears to be only six years old, he is in fact a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. Vince Noir: If I didn't, you' look like Stig of the Dump. Australian: [shakes head] Christ you're thick. Howard Moon: They call him the shrew! Quotes.net. Howard Moon: Keep back. Doctor: [Clip from "The Doctor and the Pencil"] AHHH! The Mighty Boosh. A tasty Soup! Can't get it in shops. Die zweite Serie konzentriert sich auf Howard Moon (Barratt) und Vince Noir (Fielding) und die Abenteuer, die sie in ihrer Wohnung erleben. Tony Harrison: [Dennis has just decapitated Lester Corncake] Dennis, you dinlo, what the f*** are you doing? Howard: Yeah, and it was blowing a gale through my mind. Women respect that. All mouth Julian Barratt and. Rudy Van Der Sarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. I'm a ragamuffin from the streets. And of course, these excellent new names. Nanageddon is the third episode of Series Two. Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. Howard Moon: Er, no. Don't run around the house in a little car. You go near her with a paint brush, I'll come at you like a mighty bazooka. Well, two. Howard Moon: [into tape recorder] Howard Moon's journal, day four. The Mighty Boosh Live 2 Future Sailors Tour DVD Region 4 PAL Free Postage . Despite his lack of a torso or limbs, he allegedly has a gift for strategy. Wow, that is a mighty boosh ! Crack Fox: This old peach, why it's my hat sir! Your email address will not be published. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Soup! Parka Creature: [a small, mysterious entity concealed in a parka approaches Howard] [in a deep,booming voice] Look deep into the parka. He always say "Please, Bollo. it? The Mighty Boosh (20042007) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. I span the genres - they call me the genre spanner. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. But the full moon is the famous moon. Vince Noir: Ohh, the double! Remember the pencil! Order up some violent quiche., Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. Naboo: No, I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac. Polar Bear: [in same despondent tenor] No. Minky Monthly. Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed penis inside you! Vince Noir: I haven't got anything inside, I'm like a beach ball. Vince Noir: [to locksmith] You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? All the features, jostling for position, yeah? Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. Ultra Violets. I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? So don't ever be doing that to me. It burns! I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself! Spider Dijon: Your wife told me everything. You lay around on hammocks all day eating soft cheese. Vince: The things you say? Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this sh*t up - you're having a nightmare! Im like a beach ball., You know the black bits in bananas are they tarantulas eggs?, Howard: Ok. They were off in a shot. Die zweite Serie von The Mighty Boosh wurde ursprnglich zwischen dem 25. Naboo: Oh and Howard, I don't care what you do on your own time, don't advertise it on the front of the shop. He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, yrumpets and spanners. Vince: A passing coyote took pity on me., Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. "You're a true wizard, how can I ever repay you!?" I love that lady. He is his own man! The Hitcher: "(Playing slap bass) Ohhh, you love it you slags!". Soup, soup a spicey. The Shaman Council assembles. This page was last edited on 13 February 2020, at 01:45. My hat's on fire! Dixon Bainbridge: Naboo, are you in some shamanistic trance? Howard Moon: I'm not wearing that on stage. Right? What's your point? The Spirit of Jazz: Yorkshire? 53 (English Translation), Mighty Boosh Crimps and Songs (TV Series), Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus, Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines. This is just one mink, this whole outfit. Old Gregg is a British television comedy character created and performed by writer and comedian Noel Fielding. Some call me Photoshop. Spider Dijon: If you want to say something, speak the plain English. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. Strawberry Bootlace. August 2005 ausgestrahlt. Vince Noir: Did you say mink? Vince: Mine are published, I publish them myself. Rudy Van Disarzio: My wife was like all women: strange and evil! You and your wife must go without me. Is it true that you've become a vehicular menace; mowing down all in your path? Vince Noir: [pauses. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks. And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster! Others call me Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle/ Sitting in a tight place/ Laughing like a monkey arm/ Pulling like a China boy/ Carraway carraway carraway noise/ Boing, chika masala/ Boing, chika masala/ oh tooth tooth/ [suck in air] ! Check out our mighty boosh quotes selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our digital prints shops. 25 hilarious dad jokes youve probably never heard before Pound ya banana! Like that. I am Gespatio. Frequently Tony shouts, "This is an outrage!" Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. But don't worry alright? You've only been in the band since 10:30 this morning. The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Howard: So, er just wanna say that erm it's great to have you on the show, great to be working with you. Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spanned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2004 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. We've got to get out of town. How do you Kill-A-Roo? You've liquified me, you slags! And if you only hold me tight! All Shamen: [singing] We are super magic men/We stay up till five A.M.!/Although we're bound by shaman lords/What goes on tour, stays on tour! No way. With the opening couple of shows of series two however it's clear that they have found a distinct style that not only capture's the brilliance of the first season, but allows the progression and creativity that the show thrives on at the same time. Vince Noir: I knew you'd say that. Fossil: Aaaaand fighting the Killeroo: Howard Mooooooon [silence in the crowd] [under breath] Former male prostitute Vince: Sit down. It's all part of the ritual. Whatever the percentage, hes one fishy b***ard., Howard: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. and our It was graffiti artists! Bob Fossil: Ride around in a lorry and beat up midgets? Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists Mr Rogers the Cobra: [Vince is speaking a random language trying to talk to Mr Rogers] Speak English fool, your face is confusing enough. Heey! Noel is a . Vince: You've got to accept it, Howard. It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); NSF Music Magazine contact: [emailprotected]. Johnny two-hats. Vince Noir: I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo! Oh I thought Nanageddon was new.it's just one I missed from the 2nd . Simon McFarnaby: [Has a brown layer of skin around his head making him look like a conker] I've got something lined up for the Autumn. Vince Noir: Have you ever held anyone's hand? Join in with me, boy. mighty boosh 1. In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. The first television series is set in a zoo operated by Bob Fossil, the second in a flat and the third in a second hand shop in Dalston called Nabootique. But I found another song about a train. Cookie Notice What about the animals? Spider Dijon: You expect me to believe this? It doesnt matter that youre a virgin. Kodiak Jack: [talking to Howard about Vince] We don't often get a cute little nubile princess like that out in the wilderness. Fossil: The anti-pedian, masheeun, The Killeroo! Will he get out? Howard Moon: No. References to "Mrs Harrison" imply that he is married. Thanks. Tommy: There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot. However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. Tony Harrison: I can't drive! Web. I didn't see Roger Daltrey in no flipping apron. 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